DOG VS. CAT Diary

DOG VS. CAT Diary

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noskiveez

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 1:36:05 PM
A DOG'S DIARY:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

A CAT'S DIARY:

Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However,
I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that
my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly.
I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......
christianchick

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 3:53:48 PM
noskiveez

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 4:15:51 PM
I thought it was kind of cute. It somewhat reminded me of when I was a kid we had a big fat cat (Sam-O) and I swear that if he could talk that would have been what he would have said.
funnybunny

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 5:10:29 PM
That's adorable! Sagwa, our old Persian was just like that. I think she plotted against us It reminded me of that movie Cats & Dogs. Very cute.
doggypassion

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 5:11:39 PM
Very cute. Thanks for the smile.
thminis

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QUOTE 7/31/2006 10:25:53 PM
Adorable! I've never owned a cat, but from the ones I have known, most seem to have that attitude.
anmlsiko

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QUOTE 8/3/2006 5:31:58 PM

Quote thminis:

Adorable! I've never owned a cat, but from the ones I have known, most seem to have that attitude.
And that is exactly how a dog acts! Thank you!
_dogs_rule_

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QUOTE 8/3/2006 9:15:18 PM
You were probably reading my cat's diary!!! LOL
rescuewench

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 10:33:38 AM
didnt i post that on the
"things to do when bored" thread... a few days ago?


no skiv's LOL-- your stealing my jokes!!



RW
noskiveez

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 11:15:32 AM
You actually posted a few days after I did, but it's all good. I figured that my dog left his diary out and your cat was reading it!!!
rescuewench

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 11:53:24 AM

Quote noskiveez:

You actually posted a few days after I did, but it's all good. I figured that my dog left his diary out and your cat was reading it!!!
your right! - well - i did post after you.. i AM sorry... if i had seen you already posted it, i wouldnt have bothered!

i bet our cats are doing this ...somehow those EVIL lil kittys..

:)



RW
noskiveez

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 11:59:02 AM
Well my cat is imaginary....some day though, maybe I'll have one. I am still considering adopting a sphynx locally.
rescuewench

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 12:00:40 PM

Quote noskiveez:

Well my cat is imaginary....some day though, maybe I'll have one. I am still considering adopting a sphynx locally.
you want a kitten i have 9 in NEED of homes!! and one mama cat too!

:)


RW
anmlsiko

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 3:42:14 PM
i hope they find homes! What kind anyway?
funnybunny

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 4:05:15 PM

Quote rescuewench:

you want a kitten i have 9 in NEED of homes!! and one mama cat too!

:)


RW
Oh! I'd love to have another kitten, unfortunately i'm very far away from you After losing Elvis at 6 months old, i've wanted another one, but i'm not really searching, just waiting for one to come to me.
rescuewench

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 4:14:40 PM

Quote anmlsiko:

i hope they find homes! What kind anyway?
they are all run of the mill DSH & DLH ..

we have 2 blues ,1 buff ( as the mom was a dilute calico)( adopted already) and one tabby

all dsh.


and we have 3 calicos ( one looks dlh)
and 2 more tabbys ( gray)
that mom is up for adoption also she is a blue point siamese mix.


funny- go to any humane society or pound its kitten season you can fnd them EVERYWHERE.

if i could afford it i would ship you any one you wanted - you have my web site ..
i need to update the first litters pix they are a bit older & bigger & cuter

the new litter( the siamese mix mom) was only born on july 29th so we have 8 weeks to go on them & mom.


RW
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noskiveez

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 4:58:37 PM
I'd so mcu h love to have a cat right now. I just have alot on my plate and I dont want to take on more than I can handle at one time. So I thought it was best to wait until I know that I am ready for a cat.
_dogs_rule_

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 5:01:38 PM
RW, I didn't know you had a website, is there anyway you could send me the URL?
rescuewench

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QUOTE 8/4/2006 5:10:32 PM
www.athenaswisdom.org

RW
_dogs_rule_

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QUOTE 8/5/2006 11:46:10 AM

Quote rescuewench:

www.athenaswisdom.org

RW
Thanks!
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