| kathystone |
| Posted 3/23/2008 3:52:06 AM |
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A man's beloved pet of 17 years won't wake up. Fearing the worse, the man calls the emergency clinic.
"Gently touch his eye and see if he blinks," the vet asks. " Any response?"
"No,"the man answers. " Can I bring him in and you can check to be sure?"
Half an hour late the distraught man arrives at the clinic with a very dead dog.
"Yes, he appears to have gone on," the vet says.
" But how do you know for sure? Can't you do some tests?"
With a sigh the vet whistles and a large Labrador Retriever enters the room. The Dog sniffs the little lifeless form and looks at the vet with his big sad brown eyes. The vet calls again and a large cat apprears at the door. The vet motions to the body on the table. The cat jumps up and sniffs the poor dog's face, then jumpas down and goes back to the hallway.
"Yep,old Pookie has gone to see Jesus."
The man thanks the vet and wraps the Dog in a blanket for the sad ride to the pet cemetary. a few days later he gets a bill in the mail.
" What's this bill?" he demands. "$250 for what the Dog was dead!"
"Yessir," the receptionist replies. "The after hours fee is $125, the cat scan and lab work are another $125. the total is $250. Will that be master card or visa?" |
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| staceystange |
| Posted 3/23/2008 1:08:14 PM |
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Active: 03-13-2008
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The beginning of this is sad, but the end is so funny! LOL
Here's another one!
Last night there was a huge accident by my house, A greyhound was laid on it's side, when the police got there they laughed so hard, cause she was just delievering her Puppies. LOL It's just a joke! |
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| nysirk21 |
| Posted 3/26/2008 11:19:27 PM |
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Active: 01-30-2008
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Cat scan and lab work i love it  |
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| lakid1 |
| Posted 3/27/2008 1:36:50 PM |
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Active: 02-29-2008
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I say. Good show man, good show.lol |
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| Rubyohana |
| Posted 3/27/2008 3:58:38 PM |
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Active: 11-22-2007
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OH MY...That was laugh out loud funny!!! thanks for sharing it with us. (even though the begging was sad) |
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| ShoobyTheDog |
| Posted 3/28/2008 5:06:41 PM |
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Active: 02-13-2008
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The begging was the saddest thing ever.But the end was soooooo true.And funny.I love it lab test and cat scan.Ha!  |
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